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We are all victims. Victims of unfair and unethical manipulation by
institutions: Televictim's aim is to shine the light of hypocrisy on major
institutions. The media, governments, education, pop-culture, marriage,
family, morality, the Internet, ... etc., will all continue to underperform
until productive criticism is effectively expressed and heard. We have nothing
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All televictim® designs are exclusive, created by our in-house team. Beware
imitators! Only televictim® features a complete line of the most original,
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Do you have a gift shop or casino where televictim® merchandise would fly
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Licensing
In addition to wholesale and bulk orders, if you have your own merchandising
production and distribution capabilities, televictim® licenses its designs.
Customizing
If you are a cardroom, casino, or poker brand of any kind, consider making a
televictim® poker design customized with your logo. Our designs attract
attention; why not let your brand share in it? Your poker logo can accompany
any televictim® design; we integrate the look to make the shirt fashionable,
memorable, and branded.
Custom designs
We at televictim® have our finger on the pulse of today’s culture. We
provide targeted design services for merchandise and more. With backgrounds
in web, print, marketing, and product design, the televictim® team stands at
the ready to give your initiative its best look.
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