Anyone who has ever been in a health food store has seen products
like Not Dogs and Phoney Baloney. I guess the start of their
marketing plan to convert bad-food eaters to good-food eaters is
giving the product a catchy name that reminds them of their
favorite addiction. Hey, health food industry, here are some
suggestions:
health foods of the future
Fishy Fish
Jack Yak
Wacko Tobacco
Sham Ham
Arti-fish
Unreal Veal
Not Pot
Beef Relief
Like Pike
Pie Lie
Now Cow
Blanda Panda
Coup Stew
Bum Chum
Fluke Fluke
Un-Bun
Hack Quack
Funky Chicken
Queer Beer
Shammin’ Salmon
Fake Cake
Steak Break
Faux Dough
Kooky Cookie
Joke Coke
Phat fat
--k.r., televictim.com
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