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Who deserves a Farter's License?
One who believes that ...

Farting should be practiced by licensed professionals only.
Farting is a privilege, not a right.
Farting is NOT for amateurs.
Farting is a gift from God and should be appreciated.
If everyone is allowed to fart, everyone WILL fart, and that is not right.

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1. Send an email to televictim@hotmail.com. Include the farter's name,
address, city, state or province, country, postal code, sex, height, and/or
other personal info, electronic signature, ass parts to donate, hazardous
foods, farting frequency, ass size, and/or other farting details, the image of
face or ass of license owner, and/or whatever else you want (all information
is optional and voluntary, of course)

2. Within 2 days you will receive a jpeg(s) of the design(s) to approve via
email.

3. Payment information will follow via email. Each license is $10 (US).
PayPal or check or money order is acceptable. Shipping is free.

4. You will receive the license(s) in 5 to 7 days.

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