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One who believes that ...
|NEW! BLACK SHIRTS JUST ADDED! Send
an email to televictim @hotmail.com if you
would like a black shirt design created.
The generic, simple look communicates.
Minimalism. No attention lost to color or
design. The message goes straight to the
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CUSTOMISE! Send a detailed email to
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order (blank shirt back, two designs on a
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Submit an original statement for potential
financial gain (that means money from me
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|how to order
1. Send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org. Include the farter's name,
address, city, state or province, country, postal code, sex, height, and/or
other personal info, electronic signature, ass parts to donate, hazardous
foods, farting frequency, ass size, and/or other farting details, the image of
face or ass of license owner, and/or whatever else you want (all information
is optional and voluntary, of course)
2. Within 2 days you will receive a jpeg(s) of the design(s) to approve via
3. Payment information will follow via email. Each license is $10 (US).
PayPal or check or money order is acceptable. Shipping is free.
4. You will receive the license(s) in 5 to 7 days.
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