Some bukkake moments can get pretty awkward,
as we all know. As a public service, here
are some suggestions to help save some
embarrassment.
What to say at a
successful bukkake
To the other dudes:
PRE-GAME:
“Do you come here often?”
“Don't know about you, but I come here for the conversation.”
GAME:
“No fair. It's cold in here.”
“Wow! I saw a snake like that on ‘Animal Planet.’”
“You lookin' at ME?”
“Who wants custard?”
“Stand back!”
POST-GAME:
“I think we were pretty good for not being
Japanese. We showed them. USA! USA!”
“How anti-climatic.”
“Seen one bukkake, seen ‘em all.”
“Waddaya all say, another one in about 20 minutes?”
“To you guys who missed. Practice.”
“This is a good time, right? Second Thursday of the month?”
To the lady:
PRE-GAME:
“I'll pay you extra to keep your eyes open.”
“Weren't you in my kindergarten class?”
POST-GAME:
“Who blew up the jellyfish?”
“Don't wipe your face--I want to remember you this way.”
“Hankie? Beach towel?”
“Was it as good for you as it was for us?”
“Who was your favorite?”
“NOW you can pop that zit on your chin.”
“Keep in touch.”
“There's the door.”
--d.s., televictim.com
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